[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its futbol.. not soccer.
Total = 5
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[hell no] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone, sock, name,etc.
Total = 1
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ]Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x]You have darkish hair.
[ ] You speak SOME italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 1
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 1
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x]You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You dont get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week
[x] You love listening to trance
Total = 4
Polish
[x] Your parents let you drink
[ ]You know what a pizda is
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your
polish
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
Total = 1
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ]Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
Total = 3
African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have/had nappy hair
[ ] You like rap music.
[x] You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke(d) newports
Total = 2
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia. (
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You play Handball more than once a week
[ ]You know what DDR is
Total = 5
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. (Kindergaten)
[x] You're over 5'10".
Total= 2
Canadian
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
[x] You play/ played hockey or watch/watched it.
Total= 4
French
[ ]You like french toast
[x] You love wine
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 5
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You think its gay that the US mens soccer team sucks.
[x] You've been to more then 5 states (under sufferance!)
[ ] You think American Football is the best.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortions
[ ] You have been to or have a cottage up north
[ ] You love Easy Mac
Total = 0
Greek
[ ] You're loud.
[ ] Your family alone makes a small city.
[ ] You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
[x] You share a bathroom with 5 people.
[ ] You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light"
[ ] Your parents came into this country illegally.
[ ] Your parents still don't have their Green Card after 15 years in the U.S.
[ ] You have to go to church every Sunday.
[ ] You always have a "to go plate" when leavin a family party.
Total =1
I'm Asian!










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